21-year-old Nathan Glenville of Union, Missouri doesnâ€™t take rejection too well.
When he received disciplinary action from the Target store where he worked after a female coworker heâ€™d been hitting on spurned his advances, he went crazy.
He went to his car in the parking lot, jumped onto Facebook and wrote, â€œgoing to do something big,â€ then rammed his car through the front doors.
The store, which was closed at the time, received some $20,000 in damages. But to add insult to Mr. Glenvilleâ€™s injured ego, when he tried to get out of the car, a shopping cart was stopping him. So, being the new-found badass he was, he simply climbed through the window to escape.
Just as he did, he proceeded to fall head over heels again â€“ this time into said shopping cart. His feet sticking up in the air for a time, he finally righted himself, grabbed something from his car, and ran off.
In doing so, he tried to commit suicide by attempting to get hit by a passing car. It failed.
He now faces multiple felony charges, including first degree property damage and resisting arrest.
Heâ€™s being held on a $75,000 cash bond.