Liann Watson, 45, called 911 at around 8 p.m. Wednesday seemingly desperate for someone to bring her some chicken wings and cigarettes.
The Clermont, Florida resident did claim she was unable to drive, but that did little to sway things in her favor.
Officers arrived to deal with the drunken woman, one of whom she tried to bum a cigarette or ride off of, before she claimed it was all just a sarcastic joke. The officer claimed that she went between â€˜hysterical laughterâ€™ and crying throughout the ordeal.
While being transported to jail, she repeatedly slammed her head into the partition separating her and the officer and kicked anything within her reach. After being asked to stop a reported four times, she was put into four-point restraints for the remainder of the trip.
She screamed and cursed loudly the entire way, according to the report.
She was charged with one count of misusing the 911 system.