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Why in the blue hell someone would leave their underwear behind when breaking into someone else’s property to begin with, I won’t even pretend to understand.

That being said, that’s precisely what 49-year-old Rodney Mark Hendrix did.

His ‘soiled’ underwear was left at the scene of a break-in in Denver, Colorado last year, with various electronics and guitars being stolen. As you might guess, them there skid marks provided enough DNA to identify the poopy perpetrator.

He was already in custody, serving time for unrelated drug and theft charges.

He’s now added burglary, theft and identity theft to those charges. (Unsure where the identity theft charge comes in, but I’m not putting anything past this guy.)