A duo of grimly determined New Jersey cops were so certain that a man was in possession of marijuana that they went on a lengthy and energetic roadside expedition into his anus to find some.

They were disappointed when they discovered the man’s anus was empty, but they placed the man under arrest anyway, for having “the odor of marijuana.” In the video, the suspect expresses his disbelief at what’s happening in a performance worthy of Jeff Spicoli