Ohio Man Busted for Acting Like a Gorilla and Masturbating on a Sidewalk

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An Ohio man attracted attention to himself when he started acting like a gorilla and began masturbating on the sidewalk.

32-year-old Timothy Cook was the subject of a few 911 calls about two “white males running around the lot taking off their clothes.”

Mr. Cook had reportedly been “growling and punching the cement.”

He’d reportedly gone into a state motor vehicles office and started waving his arms around. He then left the building and started masturbating on the sidewalk, according to the police report.

When an officer approached him, he starting sweating profusely and acted like a gorilla. He, according to an officer, was “squatting on all fours, punching the blacktop and jumping up and down screaming noncoherently. [sic]”

He was then arrested and put into an ambulance to check him out. EMTs treated him, purportedly for an apparent overdose, although it hasn’t been indicated what the drug(s) may have been.

He’s been charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated.

His partner in oddity, 24-year-old Osmond LeMasters, was charged with the same thing.

 

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