A Tennessee man was found in bed with a mannequin he’d stolen from a Hustler adult novelty store.
Christopher Wade had gone into the Hollywood Hustler store at just after midnight on July 4th.
According to a store employee, Mr Wade then grabbed a mannequin and hightailed it out of the store.
The manager had followed him and argued with him until he fled in his truck.
The manager was able to write down his license plate, and police tracked him down at his home.
He was found in bed with the mannequin, which was now missing an arm.
The mannequin, along with what it was wearing, were estimated to be worth $5,000.
Mr. Wade was charged with theft and criminal trespassing.