A Tennessee man was arrested Wednesday after urinating inside of a Walmart while trying to shoplift trout by stuffing it into his pants.
Clarksville Police responded to a call of a man that had reportedly urinated on the floor in the alcohol aisle.
56-year-old David Wylie admitted to urinating, but wasn’t the least bit concerned because it’s a misdemeanor. he repeatedly told officers as much.
“Wylie’s statements as well as the detection of alcohol led me to believe that the offenses were likely to continue,” the arresting officer wrote.
He was arrested for vandalism, shoplifting, indecent exposure, and public intoxication.
He tried to steal $130 worth of items and caused roughly $10 worth of damage.
He’s now being held in the Montgomery County Jail on $2,000 bail.