Memphis, Tennessee police officers responded to what they thought was a routine disturbance call, but it soon got real, real weird.
Just after 6:30 p.m., the officers responded to the call and found 54-year-old Michael Bennett laying near the street with his pants down and his shirt covering his head.
They then noticed that he had a half-full (or half-empty, depending how you see it) bottle of whiskey inserted in his rectum.
He had slurred speech and was obviously intoxicated. They also found a crack pipe nearby.
They took Bennett into custody, at which time he’s said to have told the officers that when he’s drunk, he “does crazy things”.