Jefferson King went old school and decided he’d go with “have it your way” at the local Burger King in West Palm Beach this past Thursday. ‘His way’ was apparently exposed and fondling himself.

A female witness had seen him sitting at a table near the restrooms and asked him what he was doing.

33-year-old King is purported to have replied, “What? I’m playing with my penis.”

The woman then took the issue to the manager of the establishment, who then asked Jefferson to leave; he refused to do so. He just continued to fondle himself.

The manager then contacted police, who, upon arrival, were told by King that he had no idea what the employees were talking about.

He was charged with indecent exposure and is being held in the Palm Beach County Jail in lieu of $1,000 bail.

Going by his mugshot, it doesn’t appear he’s too worried about his pending case.