On March 26th James D. Watson, 31, was in his apartment in Arlington, Virginia when he fell asleep on his couch after an evening of heavy drinking. While Watson was sleeping soundly and incapacitated, one of his roommates retrieved a permanent marker and drew a penis on Watson’s face.

When Watson awoke and discovered “male genitalia on his face,” he did not see the amusement and attacked his roommate, leaving the victim with “extensive injuries to his face,” according to Arlington Police Department reports.

Arrested on a malicious wounding charge, Watson was booked into the county jail, where the above mug shot was taken. An examination of his left cheek reveals remnants of the hand-drawn penis when Watson posed for his booking photo.