On March 12th, police were called to a Key West Florida hotel after staff had called a room upon hearing a disturbance and the man who answered was crying.

It turns out she and her vacationing husband had gone up to their room to have sex and got into an argument. While having intercourse, the dental hygienist (irony much?) bit her orthodontist husband on the shoulder.

42-year-old Jennifer Rahe Hickman was taken into custody at the oceanfront Southernmost Beach Resort after her husband Eric told cops that the two had been drinking and started to argue when after she accused him of using her. They still decided to have sex, and the seemingly non-passion-related bite occurred.

He declined medical attention, but cops noted in their report that he had “a bright mark, redness and bruising on the left forearm.”

Mrs. Hickman was charged with misdemeanor battery and reportedly yelled, “I’m going to fucking kill him” and screamed the entire ride to jail.