Oregon

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An Oregon woman has been dubbed a sheriff department’s ‘weirdest DUI arrest of the weekend’ after she allegedly poured her own liquor in the mouth of a Taco Bell employee while going through the drive-thru.

The Washington County Sheriff’s Office said that 23-year-old Elianna Aguilar-Aguilar was driving through the Beaverton eatery drive-thru on Saturday morning at 1.20am.

A sheriff’s office sergeant happened to notice the Cornelius resident go through the drive-thru and proceeded to watch her reach through the drive-thru window and pour alcohol in an employee’s mouth.

She was still driving at the time.

Officials detained the woman and had her take a sobriety test. At the jail she was found to have a blood alcohol content of .12.

The woman was said to have had a bottle of Hennessy and was smoking marijuana at the time of her arrest, KOIN reports.

She did not know the Taco Bell employee.

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Shocking security camera footage shows a man pacing back and forth swinging his arms before hitting the woman twice while her back was turned.

The unnamed 44-year-old woman reportedly suffered a broken eye socket in the attack at around 1am on Monday in the downtown area in Portland, Oregon.

Daniel Tuski Bertrand, 25, was arrested and charged with 4th-degree misdemeanor assault, according to KOIN 6 News.

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Oregon: A would-be robber brought a hatchet as a weapon and begged for forgiveness as the store clerk was armed with a gun. As the clerk picked up the phone to call 911, the robber slid the hatchet across the counter, put his hands up and reportedly said, “I’m sorry. I’ll leave.” He then ran out of the store.

They fired the clerk. If your store is about to be robbed take your lunch break until the robber leaves and keep your job….

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A Portland man was arrested Wednesday after authorities say he admitted to raping his fiancée’s dog, which later was euthanized after the sexual assault caused internal injuries.

Fidel Lopez, 51, told Portland police that he and the dog, a Lhasa Apso mix named Estrella, were lying in bed last November while his girlfriend was out, and he got upset when she wouldn’t respond to his calls and texts, according to a probable cause affidavit. Lopez said he’d been drinking alcohol at the time and “out of anger” sexually assaulted the dog, the affidavit said.

An Oregon woman called 911 to report a stranger was in her bathroom & had locked the door locked. With guns drawn, officers found only a Roomba and a very clean floor.

Body camera footage has emerged showing heavily armed police and a K-9 storming into an Oregon home looking for a suspected intruder that turned out to be just a Roomba.

Roombas almost never get convicted, they always clean up the crime scene.