A 34-year-old Florida mother and unemployed massage therapist is behind bars after making a few bad decisions.

Jennifer Cael’s first, and decidedly worst, decision was to abandon her son with some strangers in the lobby of her apartment complex.

Those strangers are then believed to be who called the police.

When officers arrived, they found Jennifer drunk and naked inside of an apartment. That’s when her second bad decision comes in.

She then allegedly attacked the officers immediately and punched one of them in the chest.

That’s when her third and final poor decision played itself out. She proceeded to urinate on officers as they cuffed her.

She now sits in Volusia County Branch Jail, presumably in a diaper.